Age regression!

[blueondeck]

[There's a really confused Zangyack soldier who has his hair down because there's mysterious bruises on his neck]

What just happened?

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[silverspotlight]

[coming back with a scrapbook!!! opening it to a picture of you and some silver dork that kind of resembles me. You look perturbed but fond??!??? and I look how I usually do]

See? See?! That's me and you!

[blueondeck]

None of this makes any sense...

[silverspotlight]

I'm sorry it doesn't make any sense! But it is what it is.

[blueondeck]

A race that changes gender is something I've never heard of.

[silverspotlight]

No it's the place we're in! It screws with us with those kind of effects. Like right now, I think it turned your age back!

[blueondeck]

... I've got nothing to combat you anymore.