Age regression!

[blueondeck]

[There's a really confused Zangyack soldier who has his hair down because there's mysterious bruises on his neck]

What just happened?

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[noteasybeinggreen]

But- but I do know you!

[blueondeck]

No, you don't.

[noteasybeinggreen]

Yes, I do. Your name is Joe Gibken, you're GokaiBlue, you're really good at baking, you make amazing cakes, you're a master swordsman......?

[blueondeck]

I don't bake, I don't know what a gokaiblue is, and you're only deluding yourself and stroking my ego by calling me a master of anything.

[noteasybeinggreen]

[oh crap]

[voice very gentle, but worried] Joe... do you remember eating or drinking anything strange lately? Or hitting your head, or something?

[blueondeck]

... [this is getting old, raising my sword]

You're also going to give me some heart-felt words of how you know me in the future or something weird like that, aren't you? Save it, because I don't care. I'm going to escape this place and return to the Zangyack

[noteasybeinggreen]

[stepping back]

But I do know you in the future!

[squeak]

Joe... you don't like being with the Zangyack! And you're not with them any more, you don't have to go back there!

[blueondeck]

[Wrong answer, swinging the sword at you now!]

[noteasybeinggreen]

Joe!

[tossing myself backwards, sword out just in time to block you awkwardly]

[blueondeck]

[I would never leave Sid-sempai.]

You'd do well not to say something like that again.

[noteasybeinggreen]

[sword still in my hand, not pointed at you, but ready to try to block again if I have to]

[...guess again]

All right, all right.

[blueondeck]

Your an enemy of the Zangyack?

[noteasybeinggreen]

[wibbling but not going to lie]

Yes, I am.

[blueondeck]

I have no way to apprehend you right now, so just stay out of my way.

[noteasybeinggreen]

[sigh]

Do you have food? I cook for us. I'll bring you some meals.