The illustrious return

[blueondeck]

[Going straight out to Basco's place because I need to know if I'm on babysitting duty again or not.

At least I know how to open these doors. Sliding it open and going inside]

Basco.

Comments

[blueondeck]

We're both back now so I'm just not leaving this time.

[trollininthedeep]

Good. And since you're here, you can help me determine if what I've heard recently is true or not.

[blueondeck]

If it's something camp related, it's probably not true at all.

[trollininthedeep]

In this case, I'm willing to take a risk.

[blueondeck]

What did you hear?

[trollininthedeep]

Changes in bans. Sugar and coffee are interchangeable most days and currently it's milk, some different clothing items, something about pictures of cats

and the sex ban is currently off.

[blueondeck]

[I'm being hopeful that you mean sugar, but I know where your intentions actually are.]

I wonder if Marvelous has tried it out yet.

[trollininthedeep]

[You should know]

Don't know about Marvelous and I don't really care.

[blueondeck]

[... I missed something. I definitely missed something]

I know that.

[trollininthedeep]

[That when I came back, it was from the dead? Things happen like that around here.]

So I want to see for myself and possibly irritate the bird if you're loud.

[blueondeck]

In the end, your asking me to have sex with you.

[this is really a thing happening. I have only thought about it in my nightmares, and you're really saying it.]

[trollininthedeep]

Think of it this way. At least I'm giving you a choice.

[blueondeck]

The only thing that was stopping you before was the ban?

[trollininthedeep]

That was a big factor in it.

[blueondeck]

[I have so many reasons to say no. At least 80% is why no]

Right now?

[trollininthedeep]

Unless you want Earthling courting and want a fancy dinner and wine first.

[blueondeck]

[Takes a breath]

Fine. Let's go.

[trollininthedeep]

[Not even going to gloat about it, just going to grin and wave a hand towards the bedroom]

[blueondeck]

[I'm going. I'm just quietly going]

[trollininthedeep]

[relax will you. you know I'll be good to you.]

[blueondeck]

[That's asking a lot of trust and emotion we don't do]

[trollininthedeep]

[emotion no. Trust we do know how to do reluctantly]

[blueondeck]

[You punched me for leaving. That was emotions]

[trollininthedeep]

[I tend not to handle it well and punching is a base reaction.

Either way shut up and get into bed]

[blueondeck]

[I'm not even talking, but fine. Crawling into bed for the mother of all bad return ideas.]