Age regression!

[blueondeck]

[There's a really confused Zangyack soldier who has his hair down because there's mysterious bruises on his neck]

What just happened?

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[silverspotlight]

Youuuuu are in a camp with your friends and pleeeease don't kill anyone Joe-san we're all friends here even if you don't think we are!!

[blueondeck]

I don't have friends. What's a "camp"? Who are you and why do you know my name?

[silverspotlight]

You do in the future! You love fried chicken and baseball!

I'm Gai, your best friend besides Takeru-san and Kaoru-san!

[blueondeck]

[Well I do like chicken...]

What is Baseball? [pauses, resting the sword at his side] Are you saying you're from the future?

[silverspotlight]

I am! Most of the people here are too. Baseball is a sport, you hit balls with bats and run on bases and catch the balls! It's a national pastime.

You are the biggest baseball fan I know, because it takes patience and mastery, like your sword work. [thumbs up!]

[blueondeck]

You're lying.

[silverspotlight]

Haaa? I don't lie!

[blueondeck]

I would never be close friends with women.

[silverspotlight]

Oh! I'm not a girl. Camp magic turned me into one and I guess it's forgotten to turn me back. I could get pictures of me being a guy--

[blueondeck]

[You must realize I believe you even less, right?]

[silverspotlight]

[Think about what you (future you) knows about me


no. GOING TO GET A SCRAPBOOK AND FINDING A PICTURE OF US!!!]

[blueondeck]

[I'm going to stand here and wait because I don't know where I am]

[silverspotlight]

[coming back with a scrapbook!!! opening it to a picture of you and some silver dork that kind of resembles me. You look perturbed but fond??!??? and I look how I usually do]

See? See?! That's me and you!

[blueondeck]

None of this makes any sense...

[silverspotlight]

I'm sorry it doesn't make any sense! But it is what it is.

[blueondeck]

A race that changes gender is something I've never heard of.

[silverspotlight]

No it's the place we're in! It screws with us with those kind of effects. Like right now, I think it turned your age back!

[blueondeck]

... I've got nothing to combat you anymore.

[noteasybeinggreen]

[blink blink at you]

[silverspotlight]

[owlish peer back]

[noteasybeinggreen]

Gai?

[silverspotlight]

[leaps on!] Don-san!

[noteasybeinggreen]

[squawks, catches]

Gai! Are you all right? You're not affected by whatever this is like Joe, are you?