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Age regression!

[There's a really confused Zangyack soldier who has his hair down because there's mysterious bruises on his neck]

What just happened?

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Joe?!

[Fluffball, it's been a while.

And I'm clearly getting along with Joe even at this point too.]

[squeaking at the sight of you]

[and the last time I saw you was when you two were snuggled up together ON OUR COUCH AND JOE WAS BRUISED]

B-Basco.

Hm? Something you want with me?

You -- why were you on our couch?

[Oh...that.]

I fell asleep.

On top of Joe?

Well, there wasn't exactly a lot of room to sleep side by side.

[sighing]

I'm guessing everyone else saw us as well.

I think so, yes!

Strange. I would have expected being woken up by yelling. Maybe those others aren't as dumb as I thought.

I -- I stopped what I could. I didn't want to see you wake up angry.

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Another person... What do you want?

Joe?

...what happened?

Don't talk to me like you know me.

But- but I do know you!

No, you don't.

Yes, I do. Your name is Joe Gibken, you're GokaiBlue, you're really good at baking, you make amazing cakes, you're a master swordsman......?

I don't bake, I don't know what a gokaiblue is, and you're only deluding yourself and stroking my ego by calling me a master of anything.

[oh crap]

[voice very gentle, but worried] Joe... do you remember eating or drinking anything strange lately? Or hitting your head, or something?

... [this is getting old, raising my sword]

You're also going to give me some heart-felt words of how you know me in the future or something weird like that, aren't you? Save it, because I don't care. I'm going to escape this place and return to the Zangyack

[stepping back]

But I do know you in the future!

[squeak]

Joe... you don't like being with the Zangyack! And you're not with them any more, you don't have to go back there!

[Wrong answer, swinging the sword at you now!]

Joe!

[tossing myself backwards, sword out just in time to block you awkwardly]